Flying Toasters and Bad Razor

Well today I woke up a little irritated.

Before doing anything else, I laid in bed watching a drama on my phone for a bit, just trying to ease my mood.

It’s called “The Heroine’s Return: A Mansion in Tears.”

My mother, who constantly lies about not using my bathroom, got caught using it and left it in a disgusting mess. The smell lingered overnight.

And the neighbor’s dog kept waking me up with some incessant barking.

I didn’t even get to take a shower yesterday.

So this morning I disinfected everything harshly.

Half a can should be missing by now.

It smelled like a decaying person.

If aging means that I need to smell like that, may I be dead and gone by 30 before I lose the ability to naturally not smell expired.

I’m not kidding.

May those genetics miss me entirely.

So I had some cookies this morning.

Technically I’m just waiting for my workout order to arrive.

Today has been rather boring.

I was about to go buy some cleaning gloves when my new razor showed up.

After testing it out, I think it sucks.

Probably why it was so cheap.

Then I learned about why Iranians freed Black hostages but kept the white ones.

After that I ended up on a website with flying toasters and discovered something called a Vintage Computer Festival.

I didn’t even know those existed.

The website belonged to someone named Joshua Stein.

The guy seems pretty wholesome.

At some point I also realized my phone has an accidental touch feature that I somehow never noticed before.

Then I decided to delete my Plurk account. It should disappear after 15 days.

I didn’t really like it much anyway.

Then I came across something explaining how Adam and Eve supposedly committed suicide after sinning against God.

Who leaves that out of scripture?

And that was pretty much the day.

A slightly irritated morning, a bad razor purchase, flying toaster websites, and way too many internet rabbit holes.